Doctor Oshé Likes Something

There are many things to see in this life, people to meet, and movies to watch. Most importantly, movies to watch.

I have discovered something about us as humans. I have discovered that in spite of our flaws, we are capable of creating the most perfectly wonderful things.

One of those wonderful things is SHARKNADO!

Never have truer words been printed on a poster.

Sharknado, for those living under rocks, is a sensation that has shaken the nation to its core. It's a monstrously bad movie with a reputation unlike many others. Many call it the perfect example of a film that's "so bad it's good."

I was always skeptical to watch it. It's made by the same idiots who make awful, boring movies that are meant to be so bad they're good, but fail miserably. These idiots call themselves The Asylum.

Where creativity goes to take a smelly poop in the corner.

They're responsible for unwatchable trash such as Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, and other movies with awesomely misleading titles. But guess what? These idiots finally did something right. They combined the correct amounts of terrible effects, bad editing, crappy dialogue, awful acting, ironic awesomeness, and not giving a single crap about what they were doing to create Sharknado.

I won't go through the plot, because there is none and you just need to see the awfulness for yourself. But I will give you a list of reasons why you should see it.

People get swallowed, chewed on, and torn limb from limb. Sharks get beaten with baseball bats, blown apart by shotguns, and shredded by chainsaws.

A character says that a nursing home is located next to an airport because old people can't hear.

Sharks rain from the sky and swirl around in the coolest fake CGI tornado ever programmed.

THE FILM IS CALLED SHARKNADO.

Go watch it right now. It's on Netflix. Go, right now. Why are you still sitting here? GO WATCH SHARKNADO!

I recommend watching it with a group. You can't enjoy Sharknado on your own; you need to indulge in its wonderful awesomeness surrounded by your fellow humans in order to understand what it truly means to be human.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go save the world. Until next time!